The
Continuing Exploits
of Mr. Jones
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Episode 7: Mr. Evil Goes to Jail
Early the next morning - Corporate
Board room.
Emergency meeting of the highest
ranking company officers.
Evil: Gentlemen,
the reason I've convened this meeting is to inform you that
there has been a significant breach of security. Last night
someone entered the building and it appears that they were
successful in removing some very sensitive and potentially
damaging information.
Wilson: Mr. Evil,
what exactly did they take?
Evil: It seems that
they somehow gained access to the files on Operation X.
Audible Gasp resounds through
the room.
Evil: Yes, it puts
us in quite a pickle. And I can tell you right now that I
am not going down alone on this one. Your collective fingerprints
are all over that project. Now from the looks of it, it was
an inside job. I can guarantee you that we will find the perpetrators
and they will be severely punished.
Wilson: What about
the security guards? Weren't they on duty last night?
Evil: Those particular
individuals are currently standing in the soup line down on
welfare square. I will personally see to it that they are
not gainfully employed in this town again.
Gray: What about
the head of security? Shouldn't he answer for this also?
Evil: Oh, you mean
Simpson? Well, let's just say he has been "reassigned."
I'd rather not go into the specific unpleasantries of his
situation.
Wilson: Too bad,
he was such a nice guy - and only a year away from retirement.
Evil: Yes, well,
I'm not in the business of subsidizing freeloaders. If he'd
been doing his job none of this would have happened. And as
for his retirement
well, I think it is safe to say that
it will be far more than a year before Simpson is able to
retire to anything other than the poor house. But that is
unimportant now. We have got to get those files back. Anyone
got any brilliant ideas?
Linda via Intercom:
Mr. Evil, there are a couple of gentlemen here to see you.
Evil: Not now Linda!
I gave you specific instructions that I was not to be disturbed.
Linda via Intercom:
Mr. Evil, I think you should come out and visit with them
sir.
Evil: Gentlemen,
you'll excuse me for one moment while I go find a new secretary!!
Evil storms out of the board
room but is intercepted by an FBI Detective.
FBI Detective: Mr.
Evil? John Evil?
Evil: Yes?
What do you want?
FBI Detective: Mr.
Evil, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say
can and will be used against you in a court of law
Evil is handcuffed and escorted
from the building.
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Episode: Mr. Jones Takes Control
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