Grave Epitaphs - Part II
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Here are some funny grave epitaphs
taken from real headstones.
These are provided as a diversion
for our medical transcription users and any other non medical
transcription users who could benefit from a little comic
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Anna Lovett - England
Beneath this stone
And not above it
Lie the remains of
Anna Lovett
Be pleased good reader
Not to shove it
Least she should come
Again above it.
For 'twixt you and I,
No one does covet
To see again this
Anna Lovett
Tim Mcgrew - Topeka, Kansas
Here lies Sheriff Tim
McGrew who said
He would arrest Bill
Hessessy or die -
He was right.
Anonymous - London, England
Beneath this silent Stone is laid A noisy antiquated Maid Who from the cradle Talked to death, And ne'er before was Out of breath.
Edgar Oscar Earl - England
Beneath this grassy Mound now rests One Edgar Oscar Earl, Who to another Hunter looked Exactly like a squirrel.
Anonymous - Cleveland, Ohio I thought it was a Mushroom when I found it in the woods Forsaken But since I sleep Beneath this mound, I must have been Mistaken.
Matthew Hollingshead - Northumberland, England Here lies Matthew Hollingshead, Who died from cold Caught in his head It brought on fever and rheumatiz Which ended me
For here I is
Owen Moore - Boston Mass. Owen Moore: Gone away Owin' more Than he could pay.
John Timothy Snow - Tombstone, Ariz. Here lies John Timothy Snow, who Died fighting for a Lady's honor (She wanted to keep it).
Joseph Jones - Wolverhampton, England Here lies the bones Of Joseph Jones Who ate whilst he was Able But, once o'er fed He dropt down dead And fell beneath the Table When from the tomb To meet his doom, He rises amidst Sinners; Since he must dwell In Heav'n or Hell Take him - which Gives best dinners.
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