Payback
Time for Blondes
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Hope you get a kick out of these. And for all
the men who like to send blonde jokes..... it's payback time! 1.
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the
dishes? Both of them. 2. Why did the man cross
the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. 3.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop and
ask for directions. 4. How does a man show that
he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer. 5.
What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds eventually
will mature. 6. Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them. 7. How many men does
it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know. It has never happened.
8. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends. 9.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.
10. When do you care for a man's company? When
he owns it. 11. Why are married women usually
heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed, married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the
fridge. 12. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Tape the remote control between his toes. 13.
What did God say after creating man? "I must be able to do better than
THAT!". 14. What did God say after creating
Eve? "Practice makes perfect". 15. What
is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're all
married. 16. Man says to God, "God, why did
you make woman so beautiful? "God says, "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb? "God
says, "So she would love you!".
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